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Ice Cream Costumes

Click here for free ice-cream!  April Fools’!  Yes, that tricky day is gone with the night wind, but it’s better late than never.  Since you already clicked on the link, take a look at the ice cream costumes.  Spring is finally up and awake, and summer is on call.  These two seasons mean better weather and frozen treats.  Mr. Softee will be making his rounds around the neighborhood and hordes of salivating children will follow.  Run up on the ice cream man wearing one of these tasty costumes and see how he responds!

TASTY!!

Take your pick!  Check out our Ice Cream Sandwich Costumes.  Children and adults alike can embody their favorite desserts, and be the envy of all onlookers with a sweet tooth.  Halloween is prime time for wearing these funny costumes, but it’ll be way funnier during the summer.  Chase Mr. Softee down in an ice cream costume, and he’ll have no choice but to give you a free snack.  He’ll die from laughter if he doesn’t!

Click here if you want to stick with the classic treat!  There’s nothing better than a cold scoop of ice cream on a hot summer day.  The opposite holds up as well.  Warm yourself up on a cold Halloween night with an ice cream cone costume that will cover you from head to toe.  The Ice Cream Sundae Costume is another great option.  It’s your choice.  Consult with your taste buds to make the right decision!

Transform into the most popular snack this world has ever seen!

And the Best Physique Goes to…

In today’s media driven world, image is everything!  The world is obsessed with the perfect physique.  Everyone wants a beach body, but everyone can’t have it.  Sometimes you just have to be proud of what you have, and flaunt it.  Muscles or flab, strut your stuff and your confidence will be contagious.  If you’re hesitant to completely free yourself, click here and take look at our Funny Costumes!

Shapely?

Workout buffs, we have the perfect costume for you!  Check out the Muscle Arms Costume.  If you ever wanted killer biceps and triceps then this one is for you.  Overnight, it’s possible to become a weight room stud.  Warning: this might have the same effect as the Axe body spray.  Hordes of women will flock to you and demand tickets to the gun show!  Turn Halloween night into a bodybuilding demo with this hilarious muscle costume!

For a funnier alternative, click here and take a look at our Fat Suit!  Let all the rolls and layers of fat just spread out and breathe.  A big belly means you’re living well.  Don’t be ashamed of your love handles.  Embrace them and everyone else will do the same.  Or you can take the physique show to a whole new level by checking out our 2nd Skin Costumes.  With these costumes, you can hide your identity and show off your true body form at the same time.  Pick a color or theme and have fun!

Halloween is the perfect excuse to just let loose and have fun!  Take advantage of this opportunity with our special costume suggestions!

Funny Animal Costumes!

Animals and comedy go hand in hand!  Domestic or wild, animals are unpredictable, and impulsion is a breeding ground for hilarity.  When it comes down to choosing a disguise for Halloween or a costume party, animals are always a safe choice.  Cute and funny, these costumes will draw admiration from many circles.  Check out our selection and find a costume that will stand out in any crowd!

Got milk?

Before you make a decision, know your crowd!  What kind of party are you going to?  Will there be red cups or wine glasses?  If it’s a red cup affair, then take a look at this costume!  A cow costume shouldn’t set off any innuendos but one look at the utter, and there’s no telling where your mind could drift.

For another sneaky option, click here.  The Frog Prince is sneaky because of the possibilities.  Use this getup to your advantage.  Tell one lucky lady, that you’re a kiss away from becoming prince charming.  Play your cards right, and your life might turn into a fairy tale.  Animal costumes have many layers of meaning!

Further down the chain in the animal kingdom lie the insects.  Some might not see them as animals, but they are.  It’s a love-hate relationship.  Every home has its fair share of bugs, but no one wants them.  They’re kind of like the in-between job uncles that shack up at your place and eat up all your food.  Click here and see if you recognize this familiar face.  Every time you turn on the lights, there they are scurrying away from the counter tops and back into the walls.  Creep out and scare your friends in this costume, and watch out, somebody might try to step on you!

Show out in a Funny Animal Costume!

Drink Costumes to Start the New Year!

2013 is here and a new world of opportunities is in store!  A fresh start deserves some sort of celebration.  That’s up to you, but here are a few suggestions: kegger, toga party, costume party, or all-white party.  The list can go on for days, but when it comes down to it, all parties are the same.  There’s usually music, friends, singles, couples, dancing, and, of course, drinks!  They’re the heart of every party.  Enough drinks, and everyone’s sure to have good time!  Click here for something sort of different!

CHEERS!

Drinks are great but Drink Costumes are amazing!  Whether it’s for Halloween or the annual office party, one of these costumes will come in handy.  Suit up as a beer mug and get drunk off fun.  Drinks will always be a staple of the party scene, but now you can redefine it and add some creativity.  This new dynamic is way more fun than the usual tradition of synchronized shots and merciless chugging.  Instead of guzzling the drinks till they vanish, become the drink.  Embody it until your senses fall into a drunken stupor.  Whether it’s as a beer mug, beer bottle, or beer man, a new way of experiencing drinking is possible.  Give it a try!

Not everyone is a fan of beer.  The reasons can range anywhere from taste to strength.  Hard drinks are more effective.  That might also be true in the costume world as well.  Click here and take a look at our tequila costumes.  Just like their liquid counterparts, liquor costumes are potent and straight to the point.  They provide more variety and more curves for women.  Dress up in one these costumes and keep track of your shot intake!

Drink costumes are fun in more ways than one!  Find your favorite drink and immerse yourself in the packaging.  It might not get you drunk, but you will definitely have a good time!

Classics All Around: A Christmas Story Costumes!

No film captures the spirit of Christmas quite like A Christmas Story!  Ralphie is a picture perfect representation of every wide-eyed child during the holidays.  He dreams, finds disappointment, and learns something new every step of the way.  That’s what being a child is all about in a nutshell, but some events make children grow up fast.   Childhood is magical, and this classic movie is too!  Light a fire under your family with a Christmas Costume.  Click here and start this wonderful season off the right way!

Christmas morning might be the most anticipated event!  Children and adults, alike, lose sleep.  Kids fidget in their beds over anticipation, and the grownups break day to leave the door open for Santa (yes he’s real).  The sought after prize is presents, presents, and more presents on top of that.  Gifts are expected, so every now and then, you should look for a change of pace.  Click here and refresh your memory of Ralphie’s glimpse into manhood.  Ladies can strut your stuff under the mistletoe and reenact a classic movie scene.  The leg lamp costume is something special.!

A Christmas Story is full of classic moments!  The special delivery of the leg lamp is another memorable scene.  The box was Fra-gee-lay (fragile).  It’s probably Italian!  This scene is easy to reenact.  Take a look, and bring the mysterious crate out for a night.  Pair it together with a Leg Lamp costume, and put on a show for family and friends.  It will be a match made in couples costume heaven!

In the end, Christmas is all about having fun.  Make sure your smile brightens up the room just like the lights on the tree!

2012 Funny Costumes Volume 1

On Halloween, new and different is always good!  Seeing the same costume every year can become annoying.  Friday the 13th, Freddy Kruger, Michael Myers, and Scream masks are recycled to no end.  Princess, pumpkin, and Power Rangers Costumes run the toddler monopoly.  In addition, blockbuster hits churn out movie costumes to capitalize off commercial success, but in between these trends lies a world of creative and funny opportunities.  Go for something different, vibrant, and hilarious.  A new funny costume would be the ultimate icebreaker!

For kids, Halloween is all about the candy hunt!  Whoever has the biggest bag has the biggest prize.  Now there’s a new way to signify victory.  Big game hunters like to hang their trophies on the wall.  With a trophy head costume, you will be the trophy!  Whether you’re hunting for deer, bears, moose, or busy bass fishing, a trophy head costume will be right up your alley.  It may even give seasoned hunters a view from the outside looking in.  In any case, the reception will always be positive.  Partygoers and trick-or-treaters always admire someone that steps outside of the box.  Try that on for size, play around with the words associated with the costume, and push for an epic night!

Couples have it easy!  Costumes that interact with each other guarantee a good time.  The perfect example of a funny and intuitive couples costume is the USB Port and Stick Couples Costume.  It’s the perfect fit, especially for soul mates.  The humor is modern, an assortment of innuendos can be conjured up, and relationships can only be strengthened.  Since this is the digital age, this kind costume is easily relatable and creative at the same time.  Find a partner and link up via a USB costume before another couple does!

On Halloween, keep a couple of things in mind.  You won’t stand out, unless you take a step in a different direction.  Think outside of the box, but make sure you have someone to bring you back.  Choosing a costume is not hard, but put some effort into it so you don’t literally become another ticky tacky zombie!

Lay the Hand Down with a Pimp Costume!

♦Very few professions intertwine style and authority as astutely as the managers of the oldest profession in the world.  Pimps dress loud, talk in a cool demeanor, and take control of every situation.  If you think you got the walk pat down, try your hand at the oldest hustle with a Pimp Costume!

♦To be a true pimp, you have to dazzle everyone into submission at first sight!  Throw off whoever looks at you by slipping into a Tiger Pimp Costume!  The tiger print patterns mean business.  You’ll embody luxury and danger at the same time.  If those colors don’t fit your style, go for the Leopard Pimp Costume.  Add a hitch to your walk, soften your voice, and stay cool.  Smooth will be your middle name as soon as you put on this Funny Costume!

♦We got pimp suits in every color: purple, neon, green, brown, and every other shade that makes haters frown!  Purple Pimp Costumes offer an intoxicating view.  Lull all onlookers to sleep in these slick duds and work on your pimp walk.  The best part about our collection is that the females are not excluded.  The Lady Pimp Costumes turn the tables to put women in the dominant role.  Halloween is an equal opportunity costume fest! 

♦Get ready for the player’s ball with our Pimp Costumes!

Enjoy the Other Side of Halloween with a Funny Costume!

Turn Halloween upside down!  Forget about the scary costumes and haunted houses for a moment.  Pull the sheets away from the fake ghosts and look past any monsters.  This Halloween is going to be about good time and laughter.  The easiest way to accomplish this is with a Funny Costume!

 

For a fit of uncontrollable laughter, take a look at our Pun Costumes!  Dress up in a hilarious costume with a clever and sometimes raunchy twist.  A great example of this is the Third Leg Costume that hints at something other than a deformity.  The Sick as a Dog Costume is funny, quick, and unpredictable.  At times pun costumes straddle the offensive line.  Our Offensive Costumes possess a dash of bawdy to loosen things up.  Shake things up a bit and free yourself with a Harry Banana Hammock Costume.  You won’t regret the liberation!

 

Funny Animal Costumes brings the unpredictability of the wildlife to Halloween!  Choose from a number of animal costumes that range from traditional to tricky.  The Cow Costume grabs its comedic value from the normal features of a cow, while the Card Shark Costume relies on wordplay.  For the lonely guys looking for that special someone, the Frog Prince Costume may be in order.  If that’s not funny enough for you, boost your laugh rate with a Drink Costume!  Vodka Costumes, Tequila Costumes, and Champagne Costumes will jumpstart any dieing party!

 

Provide a breath of fresh air on a spooky Halloween night with a Funny Costume!

Take over Halloween with a Funny Sexy Costume!

Combine the best of both worlds on Halloween night by bridging the gap between funny and sexy!  On a night like Halloween, everyone goes all out to impress.  Some partygoers want to make everyone laugh, but others want to entice with skimpy outfits.  Why do one or the other when you can do both?  Live a little and laugh a little with a Funny Sexy Costume!

 

Women control the flow of every party and that fact will remain the same with a Money Hunny Cosutme!  Sex sells and money makes the world go round!  This costume is a physical manifestation of that idea, but money can also make things more complicated than they need to be.  If you want to simplify your approach go for a throwback Hollywood moment with a Leg Lamp Costume!  Christmas and Halloween don’t happen in the same month but A Christmas Story is a cult classic that everyone will remember.  Ralphie couldn’t keep his eyes off of that leg lamp and others won’t be able to keep their eyes off of you for more reasons than one!

 

Sexy Crayola Crayon Costumes are awesome group costumes for two reasons: they’re funny and sexy.  Kill two birds with one stone.  Everyone used crayons as a child and everyone will love this funny costume.  It’s simple math!  Sexy costumes take on a different dimension with the Sexy Convict Costume!  Escape from the prison of your own inhibitions.  Live a lot and go all out with your Halloween costume!

 

Choosing a funny sexy costume will be the best investment you make on Halloween night!

Pinch Pennies and Laugh out Loud in a Cheap Funny Costume!

The best of both worlds is here to save Halloween!  A perfect night out consists of a lot of laughter without spending too much money.  Pockets are wearing thin these days.  Budgets are the way to go if you want to stretch your bank account.  Put all the pieces in place to create a great night with a Cheap Funny Costume!

 

Since March is nutrition month, take a look at the banana costumes!  Get your fill of potassium with this hilarious fruit costume that even comes peeled, or you can try out an apple costume to see if a disguise can also keep the doctor away.  Get a well-balanced meal of comedic foods.  The T-Boner Costume and Baked Potato Costume are hilarious puns that should have everyone rolling on the floor.  Of course, the best part about these food costumes is the price.  Laughter is cheap!

 

Child Hot Dog Costumes are cheap, funny, and will probably make you hungry!  Become your favorite on-the-go snack for a price almost as low as the food itself.  Practical jokes rise to a whole new level with the Whoopee Cushion Costume.  Just make sure no one sits on you!  Funny costumes are always the highlights of everyone’s night.  From pun costumes to toothpaste costumes, everything under the funny umbrella is covered.  Laugh at your expense in more ways than one with a cheap costume!

 

This Halloween, sit back and laugh at everyone else as they scramble for a costume at the last second!  You deserve to enjoy the moment because you just picked out a hilarious costume that didn’t put a dent in your pocket!  Our collection of cheap funny costumes is a godsend!